How to train your Dragon

Last night I watched How to train your Dragon. It is such an awesomely cute movie! I recommend everyone to go watch it if you haven't done so already.

For those of you who want to know how to tame your dragon but can't be bothered watching the movie to find out, I've written some guidelines on how to do so in just 10 not-so-simple steps:

Step 1 - Create a shooting device that will entrap your chosen dragon. Shoot it.

Step 2 - Locate where your dragon has crash landed. Bring a knife with you.

Step 3 - Attempt to kill said dragon but fail miserably (it's just too cute =3).

Step 4 - Use the knife to free the dragon from your trap (the one you shot at it in Step 1).

Step 5 - The dragon flees away so spend a few days trying to find its hideout.

Step 6 - Stay on high ground and drop a pencil (or a rock) into the water below. This will alert your dragon of your presence. If your entrapment device is fluky then the dragon's tail may be damaged thus said dragon will be unable to fly. Think: aerodynamics.

Step 7 - Feed your dragon. Your dragon is now down and cannot get hold of its own food. Also, giving the dragon food means it will like you more. Hurrah, you're a food source for the dragon =P. Warning: dragons like chicken and fish but they do not like eel. Also, try smiling at the dragon. Maybe it will smile back.

Step 8 - Spend time doing nothing with the dragon in the dragon's hideout but keep your distance. You may try drawing in the sand with a stick. Who knows? You may get a lovely surprise.

Step 9 - Make a replacement tail for the dragon. Sneak attack him to attach the tail. You may want to distract your dragon by giving him extra food that day.

Step 10 - go on a test flight with your dragon. Continuously improve the makeshift tail until your dragon can fly perfectly. Note: dragons like their necks scratched but do not scratch the under side of their necks or they will freeze and fall over, possible due to shock or lack of air supply.

Voila! Your dragon is now trained. Congratulations!